Our teachers want you to put this show on a DVD so they can show it over and over again in class. That’s the only thing that would make this assembly show better. “
- Ken Madeline, former principal, Mark Twain Elementary, Fraser, Michigan
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I can bore your kids until they fall asleep
As an assembly performer for over 30 years, I know how to bore kids. I really do. That’s right. I know what makes them roll their eyes, yawn, and daydream about which episode of SpongeBob SquarePants is their favorite. That’s the kind of stuff every great school show presenter needs to know to be successful. And when it comes to American History lessons, every teacher can get kids’ eyes to glaze over in five seconds. But... But I also know how to make them laugh, beg for more and pray that they get called upon to help out on stage. I turn the Bill of Rights into birthday presents that kids get to “take” home. The Constitution becomes a “dangerous” stunt that guarantees your students will remember that the three branches of our government are balanced and share their powers equally. Ever get splashed with with a few drops of Powerade? Some kids will when they learn about popular sovereignty. You’ll watch them scream with excitement and your teachers will praise the brilliance of these lessons. |
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“For six straight years our teachers requested that I bring this show back to our school and the kids loved it every year. Many students even started asking me when Uncle Sam was coming back and if they could help out. Doug has taken dry history lessons and made them so much fun with his humor, tricks, and colorful visual aids. Any school that books this show will love it and the teachers will be so grateful that they don’t have to teach these lessons.”
- Shelly Bush, assembly coordinator, Silver Springs Elementary, Northville, Michigan
- Shelly Bush, assembly coordinator, Silver Springs Elementary, Northville, Michigan
Teachers breathe a huge sigh of relief.
Teachers love Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam because schools need to fulfill the federal requirements of teaching the Constitution every year. This show does that "fan-edu-terically" (That's fantastic, educational and hysterical). Constitution Day is September 17th and the two weeks surrounding that date are always sold out so you need to call early if you want a date then. I’ll provide preview and review sheets the teachers can use to fulfill their requirements regardless of the date you schedule. But this assembly show is also available anytime of the year to support classroom lessons and is perfect for election years, Presidents’ Day, Veterans’ Day, and Memorial Day celebrations in school.
There’s a hunk of dried toothpaste at the bottom of your sink.
Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam show is an absolute blast. It’s a comedy show that’s not just a party, it’s an absolute laugh riot. And do you know that hunk of dried toothpaste you’ve seen at the bottom of your sink? Is that a part of a government conspiracy or just an insane lesson about government powers? You’ll need to see this show to find out. There’s lots more too:
SIXTEEN STUDENTS HELP OUT ON STAGE
The Declaration of Independence, Democratic Values
The Articles of Confederation, Common Good, Justice, Equality
The Thirteen Colonies, The Framers
Shays’ Rebellion, The Constitutional Convention
The Constitution & Bill of Rights, Amendments and Rules
Problems of the Colonists, Patriotism and Symbols of Freedom
The 3 Branches of Government, Separation and Balance of Powers
Teachers love Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam because schools need to fulfill the federal requirements of teaching the Constitution every year. This show does that "fan-edu-terically" (That's fantastic, educational and hysterical). Constitution Day is September 17th and the two weeks surrounding that date are always sold out so you need to call early if you want a date then. I’ll provide preview and review sheets the teachers can use to fulfill their requirements regardless of the date you schedule. But this assembly show is also available anytime of the year to support classroom lessons and is perfect for election years, Presidents’ Day, Veterans’ Day, and Memorial Day celebrations in school.
There’s a hunk of dried toothpaste at the bottom of your sink.
Uncle Sam’s Comedy Jam show is an absolute blast. It’s a comedy show that’s not just a party, it’s an absolute laugh riot. And do you know that hunk of dried toothpaste you’ve seen at the bottom of your sink? Is that a part of a government conspiracy or just an insane lesson about government powers? You’ll need to see this show to find out. There’s lots more too:
SIXTEEN STUDENTS HELP OUT ON STAGE
The Declaration of Independence, Democratic Values
The Articles of Confederation, Common Good, Justice, Equality
The Thirteen Colonies, The Framers
Shays’ Rebellion, The Constitutional Convention
The Constitution & Bill of Rights, Amendments and Rules
Problems of the Colonists, Patriotism and Symbols of Freedom
The 3 Branches of Government, Separation and Balance of Powers
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Now it’s your turn
Give your teachers a gift and make their jobs easier by scheduling this American History assembly show for your elementary school. I promise your teachers will thank you and your students, from kindergarten through sixth grade, will have a great time. We have assembled the finest team of performers, each with a successful career of performing educational shows in schools and we are ready to visit your school. We promise to give you a performance that's not only exciting, engaging and educational but will also be one of the best programs you'll have all year. Ready for an assembly show that’s "fan-edu-terical"? Let’s coordinate schedules. Find your performer now by visiting the Find Your Performer tab above or give us a call today (248) 891-1900. Request even more information by filling out our contact form and I’ll rush info back to you immediately. |